Man, I was totally short-circuiting this afternoon. On my way home from running un-fun errands, I realized I needed food BADLY. Luckily, I had anticipated just such an occasion when I was at the sto’ the other day and had HOT DOGS at home.

Some may call me a blasphemer, but I ate them with ketchup.

(I’ll do ‘em with yellow mustard and relish also, but we didn’t have any.)